RHWONY: Cellulite Should Be a Four-Letter Word

Well, well, well old friends…we meet again. SMILF and BOTB got me all nostalgic when I saw their posts pop up in my google reader and made me want to hop on this bandwagon once again. Ok, enough reminiscing…on to the goods.
There is an issue we must discuss. It is cellulite. It is disgusting and [...]

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RHWONY: I’m back and better than ever

After a brief meltdown period over the weekend…achem, SMILF…I have to say that I’m probably the happiest I’ve been in quite some time.  I started a new job, which I LOVE and am actually happy going to each day.  There is NO drama there, which is fab.
I just wanted to announce my fabulous presence up [...]

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RHWONY: While we’re on the subject…

…of friends, I figured I’d put my two cents in.  There is something I don’t understand.  Why must we call our friends to “just check in.”  You’re not my husband.  You’re not my mother.  Why must you call me to make sure I’m alive?
I am all about talking to friends when there is something to [...]

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RHWONY: WTF Friday - Part Deux

This week, an unknown creature apparently washed up on the pristine shores of Montauk, Long Island.  I don’t know all the deets about the story, but I do know that this is one heinous looking beast.

I mean, are you kidding with this shit?  That is disgusting. 
SMILF, I’m sorry to jump in on your new feature, [...]

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RHWONY: The Smiling Sound

I recently played the wifezilla’s favorite role of bridesmaid in a wedding.  It wasn’t a good wedding.  I’m not fully ready to discuss it in all of its horendousness glory yet.  When I am, trust me girlfriends, I will spew.  There was something I noticed, however, when the bridal party was posing for portraits with [...]

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RHWONY: Project Runway Redux

Ok.  SMILF’s post reminded me about PR.  We wifezillas are all a little … should I dare say obsessed? yeah, that works… with Project Runway.  We actually watched last season’s finale  in 4 different states, but still managed to jump online for commercial commentary and all cheered victoriously when Christian took home the prize.  We [...]

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RHWONY: I’m ba-ack! Don’t cut me!

Well, I know I haven’t been a good little wifezilla these days, but I’ve been getting the taste of SAHW life on summer vacay and just cannot find it in me to get on my computer and contribute. But, alas, here I am.
My life has been pretty chockfull of fabulosity lately. There is [...]

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RHWONY: I’m sorry, but…

…I had to post these:

I think they’re ah-mazing and since I’m currently waiting on hold with the state department and will be for the next hour, I needed something to oogle and look forward to…so I bought them.  They’re fab.  Do yourself a favor and pick some up.
That is all.

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RHWONY: Speaking of my birthday…

I just wanted to update you all because for something new and different, I am wanting some new things.  It’s a good thing my b-day is on the horizon!
First and foremost…
  I just need these sandals.  Click them to go to the site.  They were originally designed for Jackie O in the 1960’s.  Each pair [...]

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RHWONY: The Hostess with the Mostest

I love having poeple over to my house.  I love throwing parties.  There’s something about the frantic preparation, greeting your guests at the door with a smile and a cocktail, and running around like a maniac and not being able to enjoy your own hard work that I thrive on.  Hearing “great party, we love [...]

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