When I married my husband, I suddenly became really cheesy about things that in the past probably would have made me roll my eyes. Okay, maybe not exactly true - I have always had a bit of cheesiness in me, but he definitely brings it out. That whole “being in love with your best friend [...]
Read the rest of SMILF: A Trip to the Gas Station
It’s been a funktified week for the lovely SMILF (I know she’s not the only one out there though) so I am bringing her back old school for some shits and giggles. Love you bitch.
Yo Mama So Stupid –> I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder.
Yo Mama [...]
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There seemed to be a lot of interest in my illegal purse purchase so I figured I had better post a few photos of it. After all, I might have just funded the next terrorist attack. You guys need to see the evidence of such a thing.
I doubt this purse is everyone’s taste, but like [...]
Read the rest of SMILF: Introducing…My Illegal Purse Purchase
I have a confession to make. Please don’t hate me after this, I’m just being real. Ready? I am a purse whore. Not just any purse whore - I am picky about my purse whore-ish-ness. Let me put it to you this way - my husband and I were once talking about whether we wanted [...]
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Ok ok, it’s not as bad as it sounds. I mean it’s bad, but not that bad.
A lot of laundry was done recently and it appears that an old pair of jeans destined for the trash somehow made it into my pile of clothes. Most mornings I get up, shower, throw on clothes and am [...]
Read the rest of BOTB: Wearing crotchless Pants To Work
It’s that time again folks! Time for me to show you a great read this week that made me say to myself, “What the fuck?!” This week I bring you:
Dumbass Groom
Ummmm…not even sure what to say about this. I think I had to read it twice to fully comprehend all of this man’s shenanigans.
Happy Friday [...]
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…I had to post these:
I think they’re ah-mazing and since I’m currently waiting on hold with the state department and will be for the next hour, I needed something to oogle and look forward to…so I bought them. They’re fab. Do yourself a favor and pick some up.
That is all.
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I am in a funk this week. Do you ever get that way? At first I thought, ah, I must be having PMS, but nope. My pills tell me differently and they are my bible of all things PMS. I hate when I get in a funk. I’m not a bitch per say, I’m just [...]
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I’m big on lists with either 5 or 10 numbers. Eight numbers doesn’t work for me and SAHW missed two anyway.
Chapter 9: Too many bridesmaids
Having X number of bridesmaids is never an excuse for anything. Do not expect more, give less, whatever just because you picked too many girls. Realize this, the more bridesmaids you [...]
Read the rest of BOTB: Because SAHW forgot Two
Have you ever noticed those books that are supposedly a “guide to being a bridesmaid” in your local bookstore? They are published so that the bride can give a not-so-subtle hint about what she expects of her bridesmaids. How about what bridesmaids expect of their bride? Where’s that book?
Glad you asked…
Chapter 1: [...]
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