SMILF: Would it hurt her to be rational EVERY now and again?!

I know we are on the sex train this week but I need to vent.  When we started writing this blog one of the main reasons why I wanted to blog was so that I had a place to vent and place thoughts about being a stepmom.  And having an extremely selfish ex-wife in the [...]

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BOTB: Trivia Part 3 - Women

About one per cent of women can orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
White women and those women with a college degree, when asked said they were more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Sex is a beauty [...]

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SAHW: I am fucking classy

I can’t compete with BOTB’s sexual experiences, genital information or pollage but I wanted to join in on the S-E-X fun too.
OK SAHW, what you got?
I got fucking retail.
Take a gander at my contribution to sex week. Who wouldn’t want any of these on a tshirt? Don’t make me bust a can [...]

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BOTB: The Big O!

While I would love to say that I am the perfect lay, I’m not. I’m one damn fun lay, but there is something very different about the sex I have at 25 vs. the sex I had at say 17/18. What would that difference be you ask? Why orgasms of course silly [...]

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BOTB: Trivia Part 2 - Men

The word “avocado” comes from the Spanish word “aguacate” which is derived from the Azetec word “ahuacati” which means testicles
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime
The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough [...]

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BOTB: Weddings Make Me Feel Sexy

I don’t know what it is with Weddings, but they turn Stink into a sex crazed lunatic.  I’m not going to say they don’t make me a little horny too, but Stink gets out of his mind horny.  Two out of the last three weddings we’ve been to have involved nookie for Stink and I.  [...]

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SMILF: I’ll join in the fun

I figure I might as well join in the fun of BOTB’s sex talk week because let’s be honest.  If I write a post right now about my family or whining about something, are you going to want to read that or a post that has the word “porn” in the title.  I get it.  [...]

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BOTB: Porn

I’m 100% a feminist.  I have a minor in womens studies and have done a lot when it comes to women’s sexuality.  I’ve stickered congressmen and women with Planned Parenthood stickers at the DNC, I’ve Marched with a million men, women and children in D.C., and I’ve met with all of my state reps at [...]

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BOTB: Trivia Part 1 - Sex is Good For You

Sex week is getting a bit of a late start because I woke up this morning with a splitting headache then managed to sleep until 3pm.  To say I feel like ass in an understatement, but you need your sex week and I’m here to give it to you :)  We’re starting this whole charade [...]

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SMILF: Define Bridal Shower

I was lucky enough to have two bridal showers thrown for me when Robert and I were married.  We had a “couple’s shower” that our friends threw for us.  It was so much fun!  Grilling out, sitting around drinking, listening to music, and opening gifts to an “outdoor theme” - outdoor dishes, candles, etc.  There [...]

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