SMILF: Be Jealous. Be Very Jealous.

Here is where my ass will be starting tomorrow.  Be jealous.  Be very jealous my friends.  Okay, maybe not.  Just be happy for me because I need a vacation really bad right now!  :) 

Did I mention once I return from here I’m leaving the next morning for Washington DC?  Oh yeah, I am.  So peace [...]

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SMILF: Jumbledegobbildygook

Yeah, that’s right - jumbledegobbildygook.  That is how my brain feels right now.  I really don’t have the brain cells to write some big long post right now so let’s do a list of all my random thoughts right now.  I adore lists, don’t you?  Randomness.  Here we go.  My thoughts.

This weekend is Sydney’s 9th [...]

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Cousin Update

I just got insider gossip from my faux aunt that happens to work with my cousin and the chicky he got engaged to.  Are you ready for this?  Drumroll please …
This will be her 3rd marriage … she’s 28.  Is it just me or does this not make it 10 times worse that they’re rushing [...]

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Pedophilia?!?!

Even though I’ve moved away from my home town I still like to check out the online news there from time to time when I’m bored.  My parents still live there and I still know a bunch of people.  This week I wondered on over and saw an obituary.  The name sounded familiar and sure [...]

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My Cousin just got engaged to a future E

Ok the title may be exagerating just a bit, but my cousin, who is a mere 22 years old and graduated from college six months ago just got engaged “right after midnight on New Years” barf.  I don’t know where to begin with this because right now I’m struggling to not start banging my head [...]

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