SMILF: You searched for WHAT?!

Oh and just for fun this afternoon as I sit in my office dying of boredom, I checked out our analytics to see how people have gotten to our site.  I adore looking at what people actually search for.  I mean really?  Check some of these out:

  • big hairy nutsack (BOTB I’m assuming this was you somewhere along the way…it has you written all over it….)
  • crotchless pants
  • snot jokes
  • slutty outfits (hey, so I talk about slutty outfits from time to time…sue me.)
  • loyal thong wearer
  • boob smilf movies
  • diddle myself (again…BOTB…this screams you)
  • huge lump in ball sack but it don’t hurt (this person managed to not only combine my “love” of the words ball sack but to use the word “don’t” improperly…Fabulous)
  • wifezilla masterbation

Really?  Is this all we ever talk about?  Sex, snot, and underwear type items?  We need a life.

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4 Responses to “SMILF: You searched for WHAT?!”


  1. How do you check your analytics?


  2. Oh, and LMFAO at “huge lump in ball sack but it don’t hurt”!!!

  3. SMILF

    Alice - If you go to Google Analytics, just sign your blog up. BOTB took care of ours because I suck at all things technical but then you can check your stats including these little gems. :)


  4. Awesome. You rock. :)

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