About SMILF
Child hater turned SMILF - ISO way to juggle being perfect, pleasing everyone, & not committing murder all while wearing 4 inch heels and a big smile. Seeks perfect body on potato chip, pizza, and wine diet. Rx drugs & plastic surgery need not apply.
For more on my story see: SMILF Defined
Characters in my fun, crazy, sometimes messed up life:
Me: You can call me Isabella. If I were a porn star, I always wanted that to be my name. I’m a newly married stepmother of two trying to survive on a daily basis in my sometimes crazy, most of the time fun world.
Robert: My husband of 2 years who is the best man I have ever met in all ways. Always makes me laugh, my best friend, and good in bed (bonus, no?).
Sydney: My 9 year old stepdaughter. She is one of the sweetest little girls I’ve ever met. Very good at anything related to art. Tries to please everyone WAY too much, especially her mother. I feel sorry for her in a lot of ways and fear she is going to have a lot of issues coming out of how her mother raises her. Note to self: start saving for therapy now.
Tyler: My 5 year old stepson. He is a riot nearly all of the time. Such a good little person - doesn’t throw fits, polite, very friendly, etc. Never know what will come out of his mouth - in a funny way, not a “go stand in the corner” kind of way. Pretty much marches to the beat of his own drum thank goodness.
E: E is short for “the Enemy” which is what Robert and I call the kids mother. Takes decent enough care of the kids only when it’s convenient for her (which is about, oh, 10% of the time). Extremely selfish, dependent on others 100% of the time, needy, manipulative, bipolar, jealous…need I go on? I feel that when she hangs up the phone with the kids after she has made them cry she just stares at the receiver and cackles like a witch.
